Brian Ellis Rules!
I realize that there might be some ladies out there who are dying to become US citizens. Not a problem. I'd be willing to marry a foreign gal in a heartbeat - but there's a catch. If you can't support me, you have to be willing to pitch in around the house. I'm talking about keeping it clean, doing the dishes and laundry, cooking meals, the whole nine yards. I figure a year or two of this would be worth it for your citizenship, right? I took 5 years of German in high school, so of course this makes the deal more appealing to the ladies from Deutschland.
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