Brian Ellis Rules!
By Jeff Banchansky
As we sat there laughing and joking about anything and everything we would have never have guessed, that in a million years, this could be THE night to remember for an unsuspecting sXe kid we will call Mr. Katz. No, no, no... How about, Doug K. This is the point that he will remember, the night that will go down in history, the night that will be dispised for years to come and that moment when it all changed.
It was like every other AYCE night. Doug K joined Brian and I at the Grand Buffet for some good ole American gluttoney. With food on our minds we dug in to the 8 table + sushi bar + Mongolian grill of a bounty with no hesitation. The food was excellent and the company was great. So here we are enjoying the meal when all of a sudden a problem arose toward the end of the night. A small unassuming pastry seemed to have caught the eye of Doug K. This tasty little number is a cream filled pastry that I personally thought was delicious. Well Doug K quickly informed me there was alcohol (undetermined variety) in the cream. I couldn't belive it! I enjoyed one myself and I didn't notice. We later came to the conclusion that my polluted palet could not detect the flavor because I've lost my sensitivity to alcohol by actually consuming mass amounts of it over the years. Who would have thought? So after not being able to figure out what kind of alcohol was in it I brought up a simple question:
"So does this mean Doug K broke edge?"
WOW, this could be huge. Your edge may have just been swiped by a cream puff. This could be devistating. I said "This is a total edge-break". It's alcohol right? You consumed it right? Then you broke edge. That's the way I see it. What do you think? I give to you a simple equation:
You decide. I invite opinions on this matter.